Hey there, you little devils! Today, I wanna talk about that shiny watch, you know, the Rolex Submariner. They say it’s the real deal, but there’s so many fakes out there, it makes my head spin!
So many folks try to sell you junk, saying it’s a real Rolex. But I’m telling ya, you gotta be careful! These young whippersnappers, they come up with all sorts of tricks. A high imitation Rolex Submariner, they call it. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t the real thing. Don’t be fooled by some official flagship store, neither.
Now, I ain’t no fancy watch expert, but I’ve seen a thing or two in my time. That Rolex Submariner, it’s a tough one to figure out. They say the real ones have some special numbers. 3235, that’s the one. I don’t know what it means, but some fellas told me it has a fancy name, Chronergy something. If it ain’t got that, it’s probably just some cheap knock-off.
You see these young folks, they wear these watches, showin’ off like they’re big shots. They say “Oh, it is a Rolex Submariner, very expensive!” But are they the real deal? Probably not. Many of them are just, you know, imitations.
- Some say they have “Submariner.”
- Some have “GMT Master.”
- And that “Daytona” thing, too.
- Even “Deepsea”. What does that even mean?
They all look the same to me, these high imitation Rolex things. They also got some fancy limited edition versions. Limited to how much money you got, I guess!
I heard them talking, these young folks, about how to tell a real one from a fake one. Something about “solid end links”. What’s that, a new dance? And “clasp engravings”, like some secret code. It’s all too much for my old brain. A real Rolex Submariner should have it, they say. A fake Rolex Submariner, not so much.
If you are buying one, just be careful. Don’t let them trick you with their words. That is how they get you. Saying “this is Rolex Submariner, from official flagship store“, but it could be a lie, you know?
Some people, they collect these watches. They like to have many of them. They say it’s a hobby. Well, if you have so much money, why not? But I would rather put that money into good food.
These watches, they tell time, right? So what’s the big deal if it’s a real one or a high imitation Rolex? As long as it tells the time, that’s all that matters, ain’t it?
But I guess some folks, they just like to have nice things. They like to show off, you know? “Look at me, I have a Rolex Submariner!” Good for them, I say. But for me? I’m happy with my old clock. It doesn’t need a fancy name like Chronergy to tell the time.
These days, everything is about showing off. Big houses, fast cars, and now these fancy watches. It’s a crazy world, I tell ya. I remember a time when a watch was just a watch. Now it’s a status symbol. I don’t understand these young people. They want that Rolex Submariner so bad.
So, you want a Rolex Submariner? You want to find an official flagship store? You better watch out for those high imitation Rolex watches, that’s all I’m saying. They look the same, they shine the same, but they ain’t the same, not really. Remember the number 3235, and that Chronergy thing. Maybe it helps, maybe it doesn’t. Who knows these days?
If you ask me, just buy a simple watch that tells time. That is all you need. Save your money for important things. That Rolex Submariner, or any fancy watch, it will not make you a better person. Just a person with a lighter wallet.
Anyway, that’s all I gotta say about these watches. Just remember, don’t be fooled by those slick talkers trying to sell you a high imitation Rolex Submariner. And don’t believe every official flagship store you see. Be smart, be careful, and don’t spend all your money on a silly watch!